I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
How would I know which one I was?
I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.