I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.
You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.
If youโre worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks Iโd say your lifeโs pretty good
Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.
We're just a weed in the universe
Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.