It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
A problem solved is a problem caused.
I know who I am. Bloody hell, I'm getting enough bills for Karl Pilkington so I hope I am him, 'cos if I'm not, I have no idea who I'm paying for
I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.
You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.