Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.

It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.

Every problem solved is a problem made.

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.