Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else to drown it out at the time?

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.

You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.

Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.