I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.'

Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.

You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.

I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.

Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.

I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut.

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!