I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.
Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.
I donโt understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.
Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?