People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.

Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe.

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.

I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.