If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.
Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.
I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.
For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.