I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
Karl PilkingtonPeople say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.
Karl PilkingtonI think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
Karl Pilkington