This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

Knowledge is almost annoying.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else to drown it out at the time?

We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever get to a point where all this is too heavy for the world to handle?