This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.

In the sea you've got to be constantly sort of alert. It's worse in the sea [than anywhere else in the animal kingdom]. In the sea you've got an enemy behind every rock.

Your dreams should never be better than your real life

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!