I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.
Karl PilkingtonSo you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?
Karl PilkingtonThe other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.
Karl Pilkington