If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.

It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.