If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

A problem solved is a problem caused.

I'm more open to give things a go, but what I'm not good at yet is holding back. If something is daft or rubbish, I just go, I can't be doing it.

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.

I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.