If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

I don't think I'd be a very good parent. I'd be too honest.

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.

I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.