If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.

Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.