From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.
With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.
We all just want to sit on our ass.
It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.