I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good