I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

We all just want to sit on our ass.

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.

The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.