We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about
I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.
I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.
[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.
I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.