Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.

I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.