It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?

Making the 'An Idiot Abroad' series, I was really dreading going to India; I thought I'd hate it. It was a nightmare, and I was really ill - just like everyone says.

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!