I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.

A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.

If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.

My brain's just full of passwords.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.