I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.