Could the world fall?
I really can't believe what a state the Pyramids are in. I thought they had flat rendered sides, but when you get up close, you see how they are just giant boulders balanced on top of each other, like a massive game of Jenga that has got out of hand.
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good