A problem solved is a problem caused.

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.

If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.