She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.

My brain's just full of passwords.

It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

Classes teaching you how to breathe. I'm 32, I think I've got the hang of it.

The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.