She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?

If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.

At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.

It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.