That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.

If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good

People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.

I could eat a knob at night.

Comedy's really subjective, you know.

Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.