It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.
Karl PilkingtonEverywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.
Karl PilkingtonThereโs fish in here that Iโve read about that are so see-through that theyโre invisible. So I donโt even think they know they exist.
Karl PilkingtonThey say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else to drown it out at the time?
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