I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
Karl PilkingtonThe cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
Karl PilkingtonI donโt understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
Karl Pilkington