People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.

If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?