I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever get to a point where all this is too heavy for the world to handle?

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.

Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.