I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.

This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.

I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.

Treat the world like a head.

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.