I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

Chinese people age overnight.

Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.

The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.

The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'