I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

If you can't do it, don't do it.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about "oh the baby's lovely." They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn't sound like a nice baby to me. I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. But I thought I don't know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger. I don't know what kept me from sayin' it.

It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.

There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.