I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?

Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush.

Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.

That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.