I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?

They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.