[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

I could eat a knob at night.

I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.

There was some women in a café the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about "oh the baby's lovely." They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn't sound like a nice baby to me. I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. But I thought I don't know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger. I don't know what kept me from sayin' it.

I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.