[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.

I could eat a knob at night.

I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic

Every step starts with a step.