I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.

I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.

People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.