I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.

The Web is the new book though, innit?