I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?