It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.

I could eat a knob at night.

Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

I know when I was a kid I ate a beetle. I ate a beetle because I thought it was licorice.

If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.

They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.