It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.

I was impressed by the Taj Mahal. A good bit of work, well looked after, worth paying money to see.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around with a frog.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.