A problem solved is a problem caused.
I've got loads of nieces and nephews.
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
Your dreams should never be better than your real life
The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.