The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.
The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.
A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.
I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday - what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area.