I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe.

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, "I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be", then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, "I shouldn't be here!"

We all just want to sit on our ass.