If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings
I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good
If Camels are the ship of the dessert, this one is the Titanic
I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.