It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey
A problem solved is a problem caused.
What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.
I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.
Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.