That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.

Treat the world like a head.