That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.

A dog has got human eyes.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?

That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.