I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.
It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.
It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
Chinese people age overnight.