Treat the world like a head.

I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.

As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.

I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.