Treat the world like a head.

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.

If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.

Happiness is like a cake: have too much of it and you get sick of it.

You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.

Chinese people age overnight.