Treat the world like a head.

They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

From someone whose dad buys him a spade for Christmas, I thought you'd be grateful!

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

Everywhere we walked we got plenty of attention due to the camera and sound men. The locals love to get on camera. [...] I'd seen footage of Gandhi surrounded like this and always thought it was because he was very popular, but now I wonder if it was just because he had a camera crew with him.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.