When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.

She gave me the jabs and said I was covered for every worst-case scenario, including being bitten by a dirty chimp. I told her this is why we have over-population problems. Why are idiots who annoy dirty chimps being protected?

Knowledge is almost annoying.

You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.