Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

We're just a weed in the universe

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.

If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.

As long as you're remembering baby Jesus, does it matter when you're remembering him. That's what I'm saying about Christmas, I might not be in the mood for it December 25th.

The poorer people and criminals of Mexico who are not very religious but not quite atheists, either, worship Saint Death.