Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.

I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.