Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?

You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.

If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?

I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.

The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.

Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?