The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.

Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.

When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

I'm a bit rubbish at knowing when something is good. But if it goes out and I can say, "I wasn't as bad as I thought I would be", then I'll be happy. Until then, I'll be thinking, "I shouldn't be here!"

I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.