The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

If you can't do it, don't do it.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.