The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.

Fishing: I don't really like it. I don't really like the expression on the fish's face.

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

The problem I have with all this religion stuff is that I can't relate to it. I think most people got into 'cos it gave them something to do on a Sunday, but since all the shops are now open it isn't required as much.

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.