If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

I just sort of go along and say what I think -and that's all you can do in life, really.

If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?

I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.'

Shitty nappy whizzing through the air, you don't see that in the brochures.

Every problem solved is a problem made.