If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.

It's easier to have a go at something again when you failed at it as you've got nowt to lose.

In the sea you've got to be constantly sort of alert. It's worse in the sea [than anywhere else in the animal kingdom]. In the sea you've got an enemy behind every rock.