If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.

Treat the world like a head.

The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.