People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?

Treat the world like a head.

You don't have to do it straight away, but just do it before it gets really bad.

It's like there's some unwritten rule that if you're mates, you can say what you want to each other, and you don't really get that annoyed about it.

If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?