If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
If youโre worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks Iโd say your lifeโs pretty good
Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.
It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.