By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.

Your dreams should never be better than your real life

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.

If you can't do it, don't do it.