A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.

If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?

I'd rather live in a cave with a view of a palace than live in a palace with a view of a cave.

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.