I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

I think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.

I don't know what the future is, but you just do it whilst it's there, don't you?

What happens if someone else has my eyes, and they start looking at stuff I don't like? I don't like the idea of that.

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.