I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.

We've invented most of the stuff that we need and now we're just messing about

I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.