Every step starts with a step.

It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.

It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey

I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.

This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?

I don't really like surprises. Not big ones anyway. Just having a pack of Revels holds enough of a surprise for me.