With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

Treat the world like a head.

If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.

It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

They keep saying that sea levels are rising an' all this. It's nowt to do with the icebergs melting, it's because there's too many fish in it. Get rid of some of the fish and the water will drop. Simple. Basic science.

I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.