I find that if you just talk, your mouth comes up with stuff.
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.
What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?
I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.
it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.
If you’re worrying about the wrinkles on your bollocks I’d say your life’s pretty good