I say have the night and give people the awards, but why do people want to watch people win awards? What are they getting out of it? I don't quite get it. Because they have awards all the time; there's awards for butchers, the best meat served, but they don't televise it. I don't know why they do it for films or TV programs.

I'm not invited to any exciting parties and my life hasn't really changed.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

They've found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit. People moan saying that you shouldn't lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it's roaming in a jungle... get it locked up.

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.

The Tudors, I don't even know if I had a family back then.