If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.

For me, a good holiday is about value for money rather than things to see.

Treat the world like a head.

It's no good operating on eyes if your eyes are asleep.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.

It's interesting to see that people had so much clutter even thousands of years ago. The only way to get rid of it all was to bury it, and then some archaeologist went and dug it all up.

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.