If you go away with, you know, a girlfriend, wife, whatever, you have an argument on holiday because you're not used to spending that much time with people.

With identical twins, you always get a little snidey one.

If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings

Your dreams should never be better than your real life

I sometimes wonder how we're short of cod. There's gonna be a load deep down that are hiding. But it's a good reason to put the price up, and it means a load of people will have haddock. They should tell people they're running out of all sorts. Make 'em panic a bit.

But I'm not an idiot. At the end of the day, I've learned a lot.

I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever.