Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

You never get an angry man suddenly breaking into a whistle.

All fame is is having people you don't know coming up to you and saying, 'Hello.' I'm always polite and people are always nice, but it's weird.

A dog has got human eyes.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.