Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.

There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly

How would I know which one I was?

People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

There’s fish in here that I’ve read about that are so see-through that they’re invisible. So I don’t even think they know they exist.