People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

Every step starts with a step.

Blind people can stay up longer than someone with eyes.

Heaven? Floating about with everyone you ever knew for eternity? Me family does me 'ed in after one day at xmas, I'd rather be mush.

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

I could eat a knob at night.