Normally you can't hear you're own voice because you're talking over it.

We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.

I don't want to go about offending people, that's not my plan.

The other day I was thinking - because I get a lot of headaches - I was wondering whether the head should be where it is. Because, at the end of the day, it's probably the heaviest part of your body, right? And yet it's at the top as opposed to, I don't, dangling at the bottom somewhere.

I always have a problem liking things that I'm told I should like. This has been the problem with most of the Wonders I have seen so far. The fact that this one is called the 'Great' Wall of China annoys me. I'll decide if it's great or not. It might end up being the 'All Right Wall of China' to me.

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.

Your dreams should never be better than your real life