If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?

People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.

When i was younger i remember once i went to bed and i was so happy that i laughed myself to sleep.

I mean, I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.

There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.

They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.