If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

The great pyramid is overrated. It's a bad design. The lounge is going to be huge, but the bedroom is going to be tiny.

I've learnt that, even though I've travelled about, I haven't changed that much.

Now sometimes I don't know if I feel well. Because I've been in my body for years.

We all just want to sit on our ass.

It's not easy keeping a diary. You have to be pretty committed.