Everyone is living for everyone else now. They're doing stuff so they can tell other people about it. I don't get all that social media stuff, I've always got other things I want to do - odd jobs around the house. No one wants to hear about that.
Karl PilkingtonCat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.
Karl PilkingtonIf you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
Karl PilkingtonI think people would live a bit longer if they didn't know how old they were. Age puts restrictions on things.
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