A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

I look at life like a big book and sometimes you get half way through it and go 'Even though I've been enjoying it, I've had enough. Give us another book.'

I've never thought about it before, but I suppose bad people might need someone to pray to, too.

People say Dolphins are intelligent and that but they’ve never done anything that have blown me away. They say I’m a div and Dolphins are intelligent…It just baffles me.

Every problem solved is a problem made.

If you’re not happy looking a knob in the face, there’s something wrong.

It's just hassle of having friends and family an' that.