A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

Me mum used to always have the radio on - even now she has it on in every room. Me girlfriend sort of blames that reason for me not doing that well at school - constant noise, really.

I am pessimistic, I think that's the best way to be, because if you're always expecting the best - the best doesn't always happen. Nine times out of 10 it doesn't. I'm surprised when things go smoothly. I don't know what's wrong with being pessimistic - unless you are such a pessimist that you don't do anything.

If you don't have a plan, you can end up doing some interesting things.

We are always making more and more stuff in the world. You know; big buildings, big planes, big boats and that. Will we ever get to a point where all this is too heavy for the world to handle?

Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.