A block of blood should not have the word "cake" after it...they might as well say "shite gateau

People always tell me I'm going to regret not having kids. But what if I have one and then I regret having it? Has anyone thought of that option?

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.

I saw a bee have a heart attack.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.