The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

I've been on the planet for 40 years now, and I'm still none the wiser as to what it's all about really. I've never worried about life's big questions. People at my age sit about pondering, 'Why are we here?' The only time I ever asked myself that is when Suzanne booked us a surprise holiday to Lanzarote.

It's weird how me and that insect are miles apart in terms of lifestyle, yet we both like a biscuit.

I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.

There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly