I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.

This is the problem with over-crowded inner-city schools there aren't enough parts for everyone in the nativity story.

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.

If you don't sleep you get run down. Sloths never get a flu, cos its good innit thats when your body's replemishing.

I mean, I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.

It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

The only reason you don't go on holiday, is 'cause you have to spend money.