it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

I don't know why small chocolates are called fun-sized; I mean, if I called a midget fun-sized, they'd kick off.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings

Neil Armstrong, that spaceman, he went to the moon but he ain't been back. It can't have been that good.

People say if bees die out, the world would end apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document and people believe this.

it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.