it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

I could eat a knob at night.

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut.

You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.

At what point is a wasp ever going to have a chat with a spider?

I always have a problem liking things I'm told I should like.