it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

The Chichen Itza is just a pyramid with four sides, with stairs on each side leading to some kind of bungalow on the top.

If you are living the dream, how do you know if you are asleep or awake?

Treat the world like a head.

Comedy's really subjective, you know.

The reason there are so many gyms in London is because the amount of gay people who are here now.