it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.

Me in a one-man tent crouching over carrier bag. It's not just the lowest point of the trip. It's the lowest point ever. In 38 years.

A single vision is more perfect than a committee vision because with everyone having their say, it becomes compromised.

If Dracula can’t see his reflection, how come his parting’s always neat?