it annoys me a bit how people like squirrels but not rats. at the end of the day they're the same thing, except that squirrels have had a better upbringing.

I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.

Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.

I've never understood the 'things to do before you die' idea. If I was ill, I'd be in no mood to have a swim with a dolphin.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!

If you live in a glass house, don't be chucking stuff about.

Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again.